Office by Alex Penny
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(commits suicide with two aspirin)
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sweet nicki and hella minaj in ”stupdi hoe”
I usually wouldn’t prefer having this on my dash, but I’ve got two good reasons;
1. The art work added is better than the music video.
2. I accidentally fucking clicked play as I was falling asleep scrolling on my phone. Scared the fucking shit out of me.
(via breadfishs)
what is the plural of clitoris
clitori?
But when would you use more than one clitoris?
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I showed my 9 year old sister this and she didn’t laugh.. She was IMPRESSED.
By her FLIP.
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wow these cheez-its are good for another 900 years
nice
October 29, 2012.. fuck you
whooaoa there friend it is time to calm down
Why does it expire so specifically?
Is it really gonna taste stale on October 30? I bet I could eat that shit straight through Christmas.
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I’m seeing this fucking amazing band TONIGHT!
WOOHOO!
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god this stupid amendment 1 bullshit pisses me off (first of all since i live in NC)
i hate how the majority of the people who voted for its passing are mostly christian who think everyone else is ALSO christian who think everyone ALSO has to play by the holy christians rules because they are…
A-fuckin-men!
(via this awesome Procrastination Station)
Why do pants go down for a Lipton tea bag?
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what do you gay horses eat?
haaaaaaaaaaaaay
This sounded really funny in my head. Even after I had already read it like 50 times.
The whole time I was thinking “WE ARE THE SEX BOB-OMBS!” >.The Fitzgeralds - Midnight In Paris
to be honest i did not care for this movie
(Source: therewasneverjustone)
another topic of discussion
why do people in other countries call it “maths” instead of “math”
why plural???????? what’s the deal???????
It stands for “mathematics”, but that is still plural I suppose.
I had an English tutor who drilled the shit out of that.
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